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Wednesday 3rd February 2010:
5.42pm. So much for my birthday entry being anywhere near my
birthday! Still, being two weeks late is not that bad
considering the three month gap before the last entry I guess
... and I have been oh so busy since the last entry. Firstly we
had that great freeze in Ireland (and indeed Europe) which
effectively extended everyone's Christmas holidays by quite a
bit, and because everyone was marooned in their houses not a lot
happened for anyone at all really. Our water got cut off because
the mains water pipe froze, but we weren't as badly off as a lot
of people who had been cut off due to pipes bursting - for a
long time now Ireland has had some of the leakiest water pipes
in Europe with more than half our water going into the soil. No
one's that bothered - we're blessed with lots of fresh water,
indeed often too much fresh water due to us cutting down all the
trees surrounding the upstreams of our rivers such that our rivers
and towns get frequently flooded much as happened very severely
before Christmas when most of Cork city and western Ireland got
submerged. Anyway, by the time we got to my birthday
everyone had just about got back to work and stuff started
moving. My main preoccupation at that time was putting together
my company's first annual return, and thanks to the assholes at
Microsoft we first had to find a replacement for Microsoft
Accounting 2009 which they had suddenly retired without warning.
That meant evaluating a series of ERP and accounting packages
which sucked up a week or so. I eventually plumped for the
almost unknown but very highly respected
VT
Transaction+ which has garnered rave reviews from small
business in the UK for years now, but it was not an easy choice
at all.
Most UK and Irish small business uses
Sage which royally
sucks as anyone who has ever had the misfortune to use it will
tell you. Sage is extremely expensive for what it does, it has
an appallingly bad user interface, it is extremely unintuitive,
it causes anyone using it to mostly spend their time ripping out
their hair and cursing it - and best of all, its more recent SME
editions have dropped multi-currency support which is jaw
dropping in the European context. There are others such as MYOB,
but Sage bought them not too long ago so I don't have high hopes
for its future. The other big contender is
QuickBooks, but they
suffer from an idiotic business plan where they lure you in with
time-bombed features in cheaper editions which suddenly expire
and then it demands a paid upgrade to start working again. Before
you know it, you're handing over two thousand euro a year for a
package which does what you need and moreover, they basically
did a Mafia extortion on you.
Those are the two big boys, and both are rubbish options.
Both vendors deserve to go out of business for
their ethics and the shoddy quality of their products. If you do
any internet research at all, you will quickly wonder how the
hell they ever get any new customers - but then again I guess
most new business owners never bother researching the internet
before they buy because you can do one hell of a lot better than
either Sage or QuickBooks AND for a lot less money.
This leaves a SME ERP solution - ERP systems are basically an
operating system for a company, so they tell each worker what to
do and when to do it and the ERP system (is supposed to) manages
everything else such as the accounts and stock levels. I
evaluated two options for an ERP solution: (i)
Adempiere,
probably the most featured open source ERP currently available
and (ii)
Interprise Suite, because they offer a free one user
licence. These two were chosen for evaluation because they both
supported European VAT and multi-currency - both are absolute
necessities for an Irish company as we tend to do a lot of
importing and exporting - which almost every other solution I
could find on the internet doesn't do. Boy do I miss Microsoft
Accounting! They had such a great product for its price
.
Both of these solutions were very good - both had all the
right features and both were well implemented. Interprise had a
much better user interface as it runs as a
native application on Windows whereas Adempiere has a nasty
Java/Web interface. Adempiere, like so many open source
applications of its kind, required an awful lot of setting up
and lengthy configuration - so much so it got discounted because
of it. Interprise had pre-written templates which did almost all
of the config for you, thereafter it was just lots of tweaking.
What put me off Interprise was that the demo/single user edition
they supplied was last updated in 2007 - hardly boding well
given the extensive changes to VAT rules since 1st Jan 2010 (and
precisely why everyone had to drop Microsoft Accounting so
quickly), and I got the feeling that they'd hardly be bending
over to support a single-user licence like myself. And besides,
I had a natural aversion to getting into bed with another
company who wasn't 110% committed to the product - I didn't want
to have to do another Microsoft Accounting style migration as trust
me, migrating between accounting systems is painful.
So in the end I went with VT Transaction+ which is not an ERP
solution, it's just a simple accounting program. However it
costs just £200 a year as compared to £1700 or so for
Sage/QuickBooks or £1000 or so a year for Interprise, plus it
has full support for VAT, multi-currency and it has really good
Excel export so it spits out a very nice properly formatted set
of accounts in Excel ready for submission. Having
purchased the software, I then fully migrated the accounts,
hacked at the templates to fudge the UK accounting format into
the Irish standards (thankfully the regulatory standards are
similar, it's just that all the laws have different names for
obvious reasons) and finally submitted my annual return today!
Meanwhile, throughout all these fun and games I also finished
the contract with ARA which took another twenty-three hours this
past month,
though I only had the NTE for twenty hours but I like to finish
a job properly. And lastly, mainly because I've had a VPS
sitting in Los Angeles doing nothing since November, I finally
rented a VPS in Atlanta and
implemented a geo-directing DNS server such that
nedproductions.biz and other hosted sites now use their local
server rather than having to go to Europe all the time which is
really very neat. Who knows, soon I might even be in a position
to start selling Plone webspace at long last (I need to finish
configuring the shopping cart first)!!!
So, I am now thirty-two years old, and as always in the
birthday post it's time to look back on another year of life.
This is what I have done this past year:
- Escaped the BIS Masters in UCC
Looking back on it now I can't believe how much I
hated that course or indeed that entire academic year. I
disliked academia enough in St. Andrews, but at least they
generally weren't as pig ignorant of their own field and
moreover my time in St. Andrews was made worth it by all the
non-academic stuff going on which, much like in Hull, was
the real education. That real education was non-existent
during my time in UCC, and so it was nothing but bad all the
way through, not helped by the chip on the shoulder which
most Cork people have anyway towards anyone with talent.
I am extremely glad to not be doing that anymore. It didn't
help that I was mentally and physically absolutely exhausted
after St. Andrews and simply no longer in the mood for any
of that bullshit. I have been deliberately taking ten to
twelve hour sleeps each night since last summer and my
overall health and wellbeing has massively improved. When I
look into the mirror I no longer see anything like the lines
on my face or dark bags under my eyes and I no longer wonder
to myself if I might have cancer. When I compare me now to
photos from the end of St. Andrews, I literally look five
years younger. I feel about ten years younger
though, and it's great!
Now all that said I did meet some good people during my time
in UCC, and the prize money from the Enterprise Ireland
competition kept both myself and Megan alive for nearly four
months. For the prize money alone I think the BIS Masters
was probably worth it overall, and I suppose it's an extra
arrow to my bow for the foreseeable future. Winning the
prize certainly sounds good - in the interviews
I've done since you can see them being noticeably impressed.
It's funny how people value such things. So overall, I think
that I will remember the 2008/2009 academic year as being
rather like my year at Trinity College Dublin: not a lot of
fun at all, but an edifying experience which stands to you
in the long run even though it shouldn't if there were any
justice in the world.
- Set up my own company
I have dreamed of setting up my own company and
working for myself ever since my experiences working in
EuroFighter where I saw that the contractors were the guys
on top of the pile, and while I was working sixty hour plus
weeks, I was being paid for thirty-five and therefore
getting an equivalent of €7/hour after tax. Meanwhile they
were being paid €50/hour upwards with time and quarter
overtime when management fucked up and made you work late.
Had I been an IT contractor at that time I would have been
earning €80/hour given it was pre-IT bubble burst. I suppose
it helps a lot that the lads I grew up with all started
their own businesses, plus my mother's family were
entrepreneurial, but I really have to admit that I
particularly value the ability to work on what I want when I
want, and if one day I wake up and I don't feel like working
then I don't have to.
Moreover, let's face it: I have a personality which many
people find disagreeable, and I also find working with many
people stressful because they don't give a toss about doing
their best. Not having to work with such people, or when I
do they are paying me for their screwups, well I find that
very pleasant indeed. I don't mind at all someone wasting my
time if €100 is going into my hand
.
I guess what I mean to say is that I have a value inside my
head of what my time is worth to me, and I strongly object
to working any job where my time is not similarly valued by
my employer. Because I value my liberty so much, I have a
fairly high valuation of my time - sufficiently high that
most ordinary jobs won't pay such a figure to someone as
young as myself. Therefore, for someone of my age, the only
route to such high marginal earnings has to be
self-employment.
Anyway, I last tried to form my own company after returning
from Spain back when I was trying to commercialise
Tn with venture capital funding. Without
the backing I decided not to proceed, but had I not gone to
St. Andrews then I definitely would have formed my own
company. Well now I have, and while I haven't made much
money yet I am hoping to report large profits this time next
year!
- We survived!
For much of this past year I fretted about how I
was going to feed myself and Megan - indeed, for much of the
last eighteen months we had between two and four months
worth of money to go before we were destitute. It is truly a
horrible feeling because you never truly relax - and no,
social welfare has still not paid out though I am
glad to report that my dole application has left the Dublin
processing queue and has entered the Cork processing queue,
so the welfare office currently think it'll probably be a
full year from application to payout. Hopefully they will
backpay me in full because I am now about €4000 in debt!
We have been immensely lucky in hindsight. Firstly things
like the car haven't spectacularly broken down or
anything bad and unexpected happen like an accident or
sickness. Even in the positive sense things have gone well
when they might have not, such as us both passing our driving tests okay which was great as hitherto we
were driving illegally, and it was a great relief to be
finally actually covered by our €1000/year insurance.
Secondly on every occasion when the bank balance started to
enter the "fumes remaining only" level something unexpected
has magically appeared in the nick of time e.g. the
Enterprise Ireland prize money, the ARA contract or indeed
Megan's work permit to name but a few.
Between all of these we have finally become financially okay
for these last three months, and I no longer fret about
everything suddenly crashing down. In fact if things
continue well we may even take a small holiday this summer,
nothing fancy but nevertheless a major step up.
I think that those three things are the most significant
accomplishments of my past year from my present perspective. I
do wish that I had got my PhD rolling, but it was not for a lack
of applications made or effort invested. I haven't done much on
rolling my own PhD in the past few weeks given my busyness, but
now that the ARA contract is cleared, the accounting systems
migrated, the Annual Return filed and the geo-targeting DNS
server implemented, I am hoping to dedicate two days per week
into it and writing my Economics study book. For the other four
days per week I need to get a shopping cart implemented, then I
can start selling my content filtering boxes of which I have
three already built and in stock below as well as selling
general Plone web hosting and services.
So, so far so good! Let us once again hope that 2010 is our
best year yet! Be happy!
Sunday 3rd January 2010:
4.28pm. Wow, some three months have passed and it's suddenly
2010! Has this been the longest break in virtual diary entries
in twelve years? I think so. And yet again when I consider what
I have done since the last entry, I know that I did loads of
stuff but I can't quite think of any of it. What I have done
recently is fix the
"All Things Niall" Feed which had broken itself because
Yahoo Pipes simply isn't working properly anymore and apparently
they aren't going to fix it, so I wrote up some PHP which munges
together all the feeds and outputs a combined feed which works
nicely: this "blog" (I prefer "virtual diary") as it appears on
Facebook and
LinkedIn and many other sites, is now working again.
I went to the US for Thanksgiving in late November with
Megan's family, then went travelling around Europe visiting
people I'm still in contact with (and my apologies to those of
you who weren't close enough to my line of travel this time
round) which lasted until just before Christmas. My travels were
hardly boring: I managed to fall severely out with Johanna over
a matter of ideology, and we are no longer in regular contact at
my insistence. Most sad. I am very upset about it.
The Christmas break seemed longer than usual this year in the
sense that I haven't done any useful work since returning home
until yesterday - partially the fault of how the weekends fell
this year, but also a determined attempt to have a proper
holiday break this year considering that the prior two
Christmases were spent writing essays or other coursework which
did not aid the holiday spirits! I suppose also that I am hoping
for 2010 to be the start of a whole raft of new endeavours now
that the company is established and trading with a hopefully
viable business model, Megan has permission to stay and work in
Ireland indefinitely and now we just need to kick off the next
round. I finally went ahead and purchased an exercise bike - the
outdoors proved too cold and inconvenient to incorporate into my
daily schedule, and the PhD I was invited to apply for at UCC
researching
Federated Autonomic Trust Management did not come through
for me which was a surprise given my superb background
experience in that area - I had been anticipating walking in
each day from a remote car park and that way gaining the needed
exercise. Either way I recognise that my cardiovascular system
isn't maintaining itself with zero effort any more - as I age it
appears to need increasing maintenance much as with my gums
where flossing has become very necessary as otherwise they
recede (i.e. gum disease!).
Before leaving for Thanksgiving, I finally got around to
erecting a proper company website for ned
Productions Limited which is now listed on the navigation
bar on the left and I also did some purchasing of stock and
setting up of a shopping cart system such that internet users
can buy stuff - probably
Untangle
boxes
rather like this guy who beat me to it but thankfully he's
US and dollar centric. During the latter end of October and the
start of November I wrote a series of economic policy articles
for the Irish progressive think-tank TASC
copies of which I have placed on the neo-capitalism website
as the last one was too radical for them to publish so they
silently dropped me. I do remember doing some more work on
nedmalloc
for ARA and indeed I still have some loose ends to tie up there
during the next few weeks, and hopefully before the end of
January I'll release a beta of nedmalloc as it has so many new
features. Social welfare still hasn't paid out
which at six months now is breathtaking, but at least they owe
me at least five grand now which is good since once again I will
run out of money at the end of January. I also have the end of
year tax and accounts filing for the company which must be
lodged very shortly in a tax efficient manner i.e. cue me
trudging through the Irish tax code.
Lastly, this year I will either get a PhD
started or get that summaries of Economics papers book written.
One or the other: failure to accomplish either is unacceptable
now that the company is generating money though it will take
some time before I can leave welfare support given the current
economic climate. For the PhD, it all depends on obtaining
research funding for which I firstly need a willing PhD
supervisor - and that alone I have thus far failed to
accomplish, but I am slowly getting closer.
Next entry will be in just a few weeks time: my annual
"summary of the past year" post which I do around my birthday
when I will turn thirty-two! Until then, Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year!
Sunday 27th September 2009:
12pm. Heh, what can I write about this entry which is any
different from the last entry?
A good question to be sure! I've accomplished a few small
things: the first is that I have finally, finally, finally
finished converting my CV into XML and
it is available online here.
I have wanted to get that done for oh about five years now
because maintaining the Word edition was becoming increasingly
annoying over time: any time you applied for a job you'd have to
manually cut & paste the bits relevant to the job, and the Gantt
chart had to be separately maintained from the main listings.
What I really needed was a programmatically controllable CV and
that really means a custom XML format with a parametrised XSL
transformation to make it present itself as you need for some
given purpose. The output also has hResume microformatting so technically
speaking the search engines should be able to pick it up.
I wasted a fair few hours trying to get that CV to work right
on Internet Explorer - unlike Safari or Chrome, IE actually does
spit out "the right thing" but unfortunately I couldn't figure
out how to make jQuery accept XHTML in a way which worked (on
IE) which oddly enough was an identical problem with my MBS BIS
final project. Anyway in the end I gave up - all browsers will
happily translate the XML into XHTML, it's just only Opera and
Firefox will let the user mess around with the conversion
settings. And in the end it is currently only Firefox with the
support for CSS3 rotated text, so Firefox alone works perfectly
which is a bit sad though all too common.
The other major thing that I have been doing during the last
month is a contract with
Applied Research
Associates for work on my memory allocator
nedmalloc
which now is pretty much complete and is worth a good few bob to
my company which is great as it's seriously in debt - as indeed
am I. The RoIP contract came through too which will no doubt
occupy much of next week, and I have also been working on a
critical pedagogy for numerate social science subjects which
currently looks like this:

The theory goes that students completing the above would be
much better placed to not repeat the mistakes made during the
recent credit crunch and indeed before that, the Enron and other
accounting/consulting related lapses in morality. My hope is
that we might be able to collaboratively develop this into
something serious though of course it would be highly unlikely
to go anywhere without a serious bandwagon effect. Anyway, we'll
see.
The plan still holds to make a start on that "synopses of
Nobel prize winning papers" book after the RoIP contract is done
using all my work on deepereconomics.org to good effect, and
then after that to start my PhD thesis. Meanwhile Megan has
begun her OU Masters in Education course, and she has her next
driving test this coming Friday. I also must start getting more
exercise - I have exceeded eleven stone and I am definitely
becoming fat which needs to be fixed, not least that fluid keeps
building in my lungs due to lack of breathing fresh air -
however, after these two contracts and hopefully the imminent
payout of welfare after oh, like four months now, we should be
financially secure until 2010 so I can finally relax. Be happy!
Monday 31st August 2009:
10.25pm. Well the summer is almost over - Dad comes back from
his holidays on Thursday which is the usual signifier of being
back to work, and the weather is definitely becoming much cooler
- I had to turn on the heating a few days ago because it was
getting too nippy even under a blanket.
This month, much like last month and the month before it, has
once again very little evidence to show for its passing. I have
my ZEO cluster running as you can see if you like on
deepereconomics.org or
lowenddedi.net though in fact at the present time it
actually consists of just one lonely and very puny Celeron D
processor until the tax office return from their holidays and
give me my VAT number. I have finally got the latter site up and
running despite having languished for such a long time - I
bought the domain itself maybe two months ago, but it needed
some custom Zope datatype programming and teaching myself how to
do that swallowed a week just on its own. Meanwhile, very, very,
very slowly, deepereconomics.org is finally at a point where I
can start adding some content as I have nailed one pernicious
bug after another.
Once again I wonder where the hell all the time went - how
can one invest ten to twelve hours a day every day and get
almost nowhere after two months? I was even getting up early as
Megan got herself a summer job teaching English to foreign kids
so I was dropping her in early and collecting her fairly late. I
haven't had the time to release TnFOX as I usually do each
summer, and the Radio over IP work I did in July was done before
even the last entry. Furthermore I didn't need to drive Megan to
and from Mallow daily anymore as she failed her test so that
yielded even more free time. I am also very sure that I have
been pushing myself hard because my mouth ulcer opened itself up
again, and that only happens when I'm getting very run down -
moreover, I do feel knackered and I do know I keep forcing
myself to work just that extra hour or two per day. I almost
wonder if I should start keeping a time and motion study!
At this present time it seems unlikely that Megan has
obtained a teaching job, and the TEFL one has ended so she has a
lot of free time on her hands. She has a her visa application to
make, and I suppose she needs to start thinking of non-teaching
jobs and activities which make her the network of contacts
requisite for getting a teaching job such as voluntary work and
interacting with the teaching unions. She also needs a slew of
further qualifications unfortunately, but it's a dog-eat-dog
world out there and even a Masters is fairly worthless nowadays.
You just gotta have that PhD.
Speaking of which, I will almost certainly write that crib
book for Economics students first and after begin writing my PhD
with an intent to submit it for PhD by Publication which a few
of the UK universities nowadays offer. I am hoping to have it
done by Summer 2010 though if I keep up this low level of
accomplishment then it'll probably be Summer 2011 at this rate.
Once I have the PhD, many opportunities open themselves not
least the possibility of a US work visa.
So that's the plan. If we're ever going to make any sort of
progress in life like getting married or having children then we
gotta get some money from somewhere. Money sucks and the system
stinks, but time is running out before oil and food starts to
seriously rise in price - hence all those governments buying up
agricultural land recently. And then the shit will really hit
the fan. Be happy!
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