Wednesday 9th April 2014: 10.43am. Link shared: http://heartbleed.com
Just finished upgrading all my servers with the fixed OpenSSL not having the "Heart Bleed" vuln (http://heartbleed.com/) which effectively makes encryption useless - that means all your encryption keys, passwords, identification, all of it is stealable. Next step (after coffee) is regenerating all my server encryption keys, and then paying $100 per SSL certificate to have the old ones revoked and new ones issued. What a complete bloody mess! :(